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Auteur:  nanja monja [ 04 Jan 2006 15:03 ]
Sujet du message:  christian movie rating !

énorme !

des chrétiens américains notent des films en fonction de critères religieux, avec des notes allant de zéro (american psycho par exemple) à 100 (mary poppins).

si vous lisez l'anglais, certains commentaires sont vraiment hilarants !

Auteur:  john matrix [ 04 Jan 2006 15:15 ]
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Mouhahahahha !!! :-D :-D :-D

Le truc sur American psycho m'a tuer!!

Mais le must c'est quand même ça:

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who ------- Me *


http://www.capalert.com/capreports/austinpowers.htm

C'est mignon ils osent pas dire "shagg" :-D

ça me fait penser que dans Telerama ils mett(ai)ent toujours "Chrétien Média" pour dire à partir de quel âge un programme pouvait être vu; ça serait la branche française de ça ?

Auteur:  tante pony [ 04 Jan 2006 15:16 ]
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ils chroniquent "la passion du christ?"

Auteur:  wilsonleyack [ 04 Jan 2006 15:22 ]
Sujet du message:  Re: christian movie rating !

nanja monja a écrit:
énorme !

des chrétiens américains notent des films en fonction de critères religieux, avec des notes allant de zéro (american psycho par exemple) à 100 (un vague programme d'éducation chrétienne).

si vous lisez l'anglais, certains commentaires sont vraiment hilarants !

Rushmore : "Rushmore" (G) -- was a school, a stupid school. This was a dumb show, an unimportant show, an easily forgotten show."
Je les déteste déjà.

Auteur:  john matrix [ 04 Jan 2006 15:39 ]
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http://www.capalert.com/capreports/jackathemovie.htm

:wai:

Auteur:  Eric [ 04 Jan 2006 15:48 ]
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john matrix a écrit:
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/jackathemovie.htm

:wai:


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An electric muscle stimulator was applied to the most intimate private male parts possible and no attempts were made to hide anything. An electrode was applied to the space dead center in the crotch with no attempt to obscure subject and neighboring anatomy. None. An electrode was applied to a man's member ... in full view. Full male nudity, front and back are seen. Repeatedly. All in eight minutes.(...) Maybe Paul did not walk away from the extremes he was faced with to take the Gospel to the people of Corinth, but I am clearly not as strong as was Paul.


:-D :-D :-D

Auteur:  gatman [ 04 Jan 2006 15:53 ]
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27 uses of the most foul of the foul words

fuck, quoi ;-)

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Offense to God (O)(2):
# two uses of God's name in vain with the four letter expletive and 19 without
# two abbreviations of "Christmas" without "Christ"
decayed human remains talking and giving instructions
calling The Cosmopolitan magazine "Your Bible."

Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
# adolescents in a forest with no adult protection
consumption of a human by a dragon

Impudence/Hate (I)
punk dress
flatulence, repeatedly
massive tattoos
adolescent lie to mother
atching Pokemons to gain power over others

Sex/Homosexuality (S)
suggestive eye movements
transvestism in theater




je précise que j'ai fait une compilation, tous ces critères vienennt de différents films (mais le film qui les cumulerait tous serait un hit !)

c'est assez drole par moment mais franchement c'est pas ces dingues qui vont remettre en question ma foi personelle et mon amour des nanar
et meme si telerama ecrit comme tous les titres de presse des conneries, ils sont cent fois plus censés que ces gens là.

cela dit, on pourrait s'en servir pour noter les films de nanarland (on a deja le 'plan nichon' comme indicateur)

Auteur:  shimano [ 04 Jan 2006 15:54 ]
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Sur Bruce tout puissant

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Among the most offensive of offenses in this movie is Bruce yelling at God "You suck!"


Sacrilège ! :lol:
Ne jamais dire ça a Dieu bande de malades !

Auteur:  Indien bilingue [ 04 Jan 2006 15:57 ]
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# Offense to God (O)
# equating God with Buddha


:lol: :lol:

C'est con qu'ils aient pas noté le sens de la vie avec le gros foutage de gueule de la religion qu'il y a dedans...

Auteur:  Baal_Jeorth [ 04 Jan 2006 16:00 ]
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- fifteen additional uses of God's name in vain but without the four-letter expletive
- forty examples of the three-four letter word vocabulary
- posterior nudity
- barroom fight
- one case of suicide (hidden under heroism)
:lol: :lol:
La précision était nécessaire ! (Armaggedon)

Auteur:  Nikita [ 04 Jan 2006 16:02 ]
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tante pony a écrit:
ils chroniquent "la passion du christ?"


http://www.capalert.com/capreports/pass ... christ.htm

Yep, ils aiment mais précisent que ce n'est pas pour les enfants!

Mouarf, la critique de "Mulholland drive" :

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I cannot and will not tell you much about this movie. As James Berardinelli put it:

"...the two lead female characters remove their clothing and spend most of the final 40 minutes topless."

I cannot put it much more succinct than that. Mr. Berardinelli's 105 minutes evidently includes the previews/trailers and all the starting credits on non-movie background. I left when the nude lesbian licking kissing came on, after 94 minutes of the 2 1/2 hour show which appears to be the end of Mr. Berardinelli's 105 minutes.

Auteur:  Talorg [ 04 Jan 2006 16:03 ]
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Putain, la tronches des chroniqueurs :

Image

Le meilleurs, c'est que c'est sencé dire aux parents si ces films sont OK pour les enfants.

Quand on regarde plus attentivement la listes, certains films chroniqués font vraiment tâche :-D

American History X
Amityville Horror
Dawn of the Dead
Jason X

Lisez bien les "reproches" des versions de Dawn of the Dead, c'est assez marrant.

Auteur:  Eric [ 04 Jan 2006 16:14 ]
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Star wars episode 1 :
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Sex/Homosexuality (S):

Scant clothing
statue nudity


episode 2

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brief rear female nudity through transparent clothing
man/woman rolling over each other, clothed
excessive breast exposure
ghosting of female anatomy through thin clothing, repeatedly


episode 3

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man and woman in bed
below navel skin, threatening to expose what follows
excessive cleavage
camera angle to force viewer on private parts (clothed)
dressing to maximize the human form and/or skin exposure (once)



On a pas du voir les mêmes films :shock:

Auteur:  Nikita [ 04 Jan 2006 16:33 ]
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Hero :

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Offense to God (O)

lots of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" flying
suggestion of using unholy forces
running on water


Elektra :

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Offense to God (O)

presenting that certain Asian masters could control time, the future, life & death and resurrect the dead, several times
demon
unnatural rapid movement by mortals, repeatedly, often
bodies evaporating into yellow-green gas, repeatedly
unnatural bird's eye in human flesh
shape-shifting, animals created and released from human tattoos, many
a child admiring, wanting to emulate a killer [Prov. 3:31-32]
teaching to see future
foretelling future
invulnerability
reading minds
unholy control of objects
attempted murder by spirits, repeatedly
mortal resurrection


Tomb Raider :

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Sex/Homosexuality (S):

much use of camera angle to force viewer on private parts
woman in tub with sensual maneuvers and music
sexual innuendo
suggestive eye movements :shock:
partial nudity, female and masked nudity, male
exposure of fellow characters to nudity
tease dress

Offense to God (O)(2):

theme of magic by "astrology"
mysticism and mystical knowledge
portrayal of man being able to get the power of God
worship of false idols
mockery of faith
five uses of God's name in vain but without the four letter expletive


X-Men :

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Offense to God (O)(2):

several uses of script denying Creation by promoting evolution
miraculous self healings and healing of another


Le Seigneur des anneaux :

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Offense to God (O)(2):

thousands of demonic beings of various sort, some extremely graphic
many uses and portrayals of wizardry/sorcery
many threats by unholy things
multiple battles with sorcery using sorcery, some very, very graphic
many attacks by evil beings, some (especially one) very, very hideous
portrayal that being stabbed by an evil being's sword will make the victim evil
many instances of demonic faces/eyes
unholy control of the elements to fight evil
claims of immortality
ability to choose unholy mortality or immortality
many mystic voices
sorcery to open mountain wall
light by sorcery


En gros, tout ce qui est surnaturel, c'est "offense to god". Punaise!

Auteur:  Indien bilingue [ 04 Jan 2006 16:54 ]
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Mot de cinq lettres! Dogma a eu 6....Je m'attendais à plus. :-D
La liste d'offenses à dieu est impressionante.

EDIT: Evocation dans un contexte non religieux de Dieu! Sin City a eu zero (là c'est la liste de violence qui est énorme: il a eu du courage de tout recensé le gars qui a noté).

Auteur:  Bolo yeung [ 04 Jan 2006 18:12 ]
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leurs site n'est pas bien mieux :lol:
il ne passe pas le test :lol:




http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/

Auteur:  enzosullivan [ 05 Jan 2006 10:48 ]
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Mais ils sont gravement atteints, c'est pas possible! Le pire ce sont les réflexions sur des films pour enfants:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/stuartlittle2.htm

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/peterpan-2003.htm

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/pokemonthemovie.htm

Par contre, sur Batman&Robin, ils voient juste (si j'ose dire):
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Sex/Homosexuality (S) lost nearly all of its starting 100 points due to the sexual brinkmanship typical to PG and PG-13 movies (on the brink of being explicit, but not quite there): sexual innuendo, revealing clothing, camera angles and focus, suggestive eye movement, gaping mouth kissing, and sensuality in action, dress, and speech.

:-D :-D :-D

Sympa aussi, la signature:
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Auteur:  old man [ 05 Jan 2006 13:47 ]
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et les films de scorsese?
la derniere tentation du christ?

Auteur:  Kobal [ 05 Jan 2006 14:08 ]
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old man a écrit:
et les films de scorsese?
la derniere tentation du christ?

Pour celui-là, le conseil est d'aller brûler le cinéma qui le diffuse. :-D :-D

Auteur:  enzosullivan [ 05 Jan 2006 14:16 ]
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C'est du gros nawak en barre, il suffit de lire les chroniques de "Forrest Gump" ou de "Harry Potter" pour se rendre compte que la farine de leurs hosties doit être la même que celle de Desagnat dans 'La Beuze' :lol: .

Ce que je trouve très con, c'est leur critique de 'BFC', du moins le premier paragraphe qui fera l'unanimité:

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Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
# bomb destruction and carnage, repeatedly
# display of multiple firearms, many
# gunfire for show
# gunfire killing with gore
# hunting gunfire
# firearm in public store
# target shooting and other recreational shooting
# bombing victim gore - child
# teen manufacturing incendiary devices with "Anarchist's Cookbook"
# police action killing
# murder/violent death gore, many
# battle victim - child
# replay of 9-11 horrors
# images of Kosovo warfare
# many dead decimated bodies from Kosovo
# apparently actual file footage of Columbine carnage
# interviews with murder Columbine witnesses
# insert of *Matrix* gunfire violence
# insert of video game violence
# additional piles of dead bodies
# repeated civil unrest with beatings and gunfire violence
# insert of uses of firearms to kill in and as entertainment
# cartoon carnage, including beheading
# injury gore
# interview with illegal gun dealer
# file footage of racial beating
# leg amputation in a movie
# actual recording of school shooting murder of a six year old by a six year old


C'est vrai, ça, à quand un docu sur la violence avec les images des Teletubbies???? :-D

C'est là qu'on voit aussi que 'Eyes Wide shut' a été censuré aux USA:
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# Sex/Homosexuality (S):
full female nudity, repeatedly (at least seven instances)
# a woman on a commode
# excess cleavage several times
# sexual advances
# translucent dress
# long contact upper female nudity
# inappropriate touching, including while nude
# long series of exposure to sparse translucent female underwear


Heureusement que le public US n'a pas eu droit à la scène de l'orgie :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
# death by predator attack (no gore)
# death by freezing

# Sexual Immorality (S)
# animal copulation (non-sensuous)


C'est très hard, la marche de l'empereur!!!

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